Naughty Vegan

A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.

Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

hership

The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.

Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

Emobathe

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "

I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

kakaboy

Someone who is still wearing diapers when starting Kindergarten.

Mom, I don't want to play patty cakes with the kid down the street his hands are always dirty and he's a kakaboy.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020