Ranchgirls's definitions

cuckmire

A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.

Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.

by Ranchgirls June 9, 2022

kiltef

Kid
I'd
Like
To
Eventually
Fuck
( as in when they become of legal age)

Hey Kevin Johnson that girl from Oak Park you gave a scholarship to looks like a real Kiltef

by Ranchgirls June 12, 2022

starvert

A person who fantasizes about fucking people who are more famous than themselves.

Wow what a starvert offered me a bj to autograph her tit.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

thrombass

808 Bass music that literally makes you throb and melt as if you were fucking.

That DJ is lit, he spins the crackest thrombass on the planet or at least in RIO.

by Ranchgirls June 24, 2022

Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2022

Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022