American Histrionic EX

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.

Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.

He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.

by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

Booty shooty

When you inject drugs into the butthole to get high.

I took her back to the motel for some booty shooty and we fucked all night.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Sewer Pig

Someone who only goes for other peoples rebounds, tossaways, or scraps.

Yeah bro, watch out because that sewer pig is gonna be blowing up your spot big time.

by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

Last Chance Ranch

This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.

So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Phlegmphibian

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.

My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Grimasm

The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.

I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021