Ranchgirls's definitions
An orgy that you participate in where the video or photo proof kills your career or chances of getting your kids back.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
Get the Death Orgymug. What you call alcohol when it is used, consumed or purchased for the intent of promoting sex to occur between two or more parties.
Yeah bro, I thought I was never gonna hit it with that fat chick from DQ but all she needed to get busy was a little bit of that slut serum.
by Ranchgirls October 21, 2020
Get the Slut Serummug. The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
Get the chinese soccemug. The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Get the Jon Benet Pâtémug. The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Get the Spicy Carlmug. This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
Get the Second Cumming of Christmug. The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.
by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020
Get the Yard duty buttmug.