Ranchgirls's definitions

Grimasm

The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.

I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

nazarmeth

The horribly bland and substandard synthetic drug that the powers at be try to pass off as crystal methamphetamine.

Damn bro, thank God for nazarmeth, on the old stuff I would forget to feed my baby.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

BiLemia

When you and a str8 buddy are tag teaming a chick and he tries to get homo with you to the point of making you throw up.

So at my first spitroast I came down with bilemia and couldn't finish.

by Ranchgirls June 6, 2021

peeling ginger

When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.

Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.

by Ranchgirls June 20, 2023

cipress

The label of a narcissistic little boy who carries around his mommy/daddy issues in his long girl like hair and stubborn fetal alcohol syndrome browridge. Incapable of simple tasks and unworthy of attention but be careful the subject is prone to sudden outbursts resembling retardation and petty theft.

That tard who sells weed out front of the pizza shop amd steals the workers tips? Such a Cipress dude. TOTALLY a virus.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

cosby alibi

When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.

Yeah that Gavin Newsome has a wife who is one hell of a cosby alibi.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023