Definitions by Ranchgirls
Ms. Carriager
A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.
Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?
Ms. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020
Mrs. Carriager
A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.
Mrs. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020
Sleazy Martinelli
The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
Sleazy Martinelli by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020
Slutty Mandela
A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.
Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
Crapper Tag
The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.
Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.
Crapper Tag by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
Ranchgirl
A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.
Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?
Ranchgirl by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020