Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

weng weng

I shorter that average dude who is a crime fighting badass that has a weakness for women.

Weng weng totally banged every chick he encountered.

by Ranchgirls January 03, 2021

Crawleria

A state of internal anxiety brought on by excessively socializing far below an individual's potential.

Damn this broad with the hip tattoo is hella suffering from crawleria.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020

Pismo Clam

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.

Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Dark Sunshine

A genre of pornography which depicts dramatic interpretations of macabre scenarios.

Oh my poor son is sicko pervert, all night he sits on the computer and searches for 'Dark Sunshine' can you imagine what that must involve?

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Worm germ

A generic declaration that one has some type of std.

I cant sleep with you babygirl, I've got a worm germ and you're not really attractive.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020