Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Shelixery

When two or more females engage in recreational lesbian activities which are motivated by gathering attention more so than gratification through climax and/or attraction.

Wow I can't believe Britney Spears and Madonna were ostracized for participating in such vanilla shelixery that one time.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Secret Sad Boy

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 02, 2021

Fatty-NoDaddy

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.

Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.

by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020