Jungloboom

Denotes an above average phat booty that claps.

Damn girl, you're invited to twerk that jungloboom over here in front of my Dad and I.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Settlers Wife

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Drug Pug

A malnourished munchkin faced addict whose eyes pop out when they get intoxicated.

Hey dude come check out this drug pug stand up comic.
Oh that's just Rodney Dangerfield

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

NL2LF

Condensed acronym for "nothing left to live for." This is a popular feeling that occurs in most adults and some children.

Her suicide note read "nl2lf"

by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020

Learnaphobia

A state of being where the individual is unable to learn from past mistakes.

Bro, he keeps on slamming his dick under the toilet seat because he suffers from learnaphobia.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 06, 2022

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023