Ranchgirls's definitions

Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.

Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Hook Ass Breezy

A female who expects compensation for sex, has a nice booty, and isn't the brightest but her body and face make up for her lack of confidence and intelligence.

Damn bro, after our 2nd date that hook ass breezy stuck me with a bill, the sad part is, I'm going to pay it to see her again.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.

Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Cyth

A science nerd.

Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.

Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020