Thotwife

An average or below looking wife who is a slut in order to lift her insecure self esteem.

I had no idea what I was getting into when I married my thotwife.

by Ranchgirls September 14, 2021

Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

Fishpincher

A female who tries to cover up her embarassing, nasty, vaginal odor unsuccessfully.

Damn bro, is that fishpincher clenching a dead fish between her legs?

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Tunapotomus

An morbidly obese slut with a wide ass.

I was so drunk bro, I don't even remember having sex with that tunapotomus.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Solutrean

An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.

He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

weng weng

I shorter that average dude who is a crime fighting badass that has a weakness for women.

Weng weng totally banged every chick he encountered.

by Ranchgirls January 03, 2021