Ranchgirls's definitions
When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
Get the Scorched Earth Bitchmug. The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Get the Kringle berriesmug. I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
Get the TBJmug. A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.
by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020
Get the Cumpigletmug. A term which denotes shamelessness, pervertedness or depravity.
by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020
Get the Pravymug. by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
Get the All leathermug. The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.
by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
Get the Gaple Syrupmug.