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Definitions by Ranchgirls

Death Orgy 

An orgy that you participate in where the video or photo proof kills your career or chances of getting your kids back.
Yeah baby, that death orgy really sent you in a downward tailspin.
Death Orgy by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Zeke Kyle 

The codename used to denote loyalty and honor.
My name is not Robert Paulson it is Zeke Kyle.
Zeke Kyle by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.
He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.
Solutrean by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Snowleopard 

A beautiful blond hair, blue eyed, cutie with a booty who says she doesn't want to be tamed but acts like she does.
Damn snowleopard, girl you hella fine, daddy's gonna poach you now.
Snowleopard by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.
Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.
Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.
Junglesalt by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.
What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?
Slunk by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020