lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Chilipaisa

When you give a chick too much cocaine right after a meal and as you engage in anal sex she shits all over your pelvic region and continues grinding you into oblivion.

Yeah Cabron, that gorta from the other night ruined my car interior with her little chilipaisa stunt!

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Nest Thumping

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.

When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 05, 2020

Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

Dance Ranche

A dance style originated in the 1990's and still practiced and innovated upon contemporarily by webcam pawgs in which they shake, twerk, booty clap and girate their ranch lumps for the camera.

Iggy Azalea was did not invent dance ranche.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020