Definitions by Ranchgirls

Cringe slip 

The act of sleeping with a partner who is considerably less attractive than yourself.

Damn bro, that cringe slip last night was the sloppiest dirtbag I've ever seen, what were you thinking?

Cringe slip by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Sacrament hoe 

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.

Sacrament hoe by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Penile Exile 

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

Penile Exile by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Nizzy Tangle 

To be stuck in a highly precarious and unfavorable situation that is not of your own doing.

Bro, listening to that lying hoe got me in this nizzy tangle and I ain't gonna go down for her.

Nizzy Tangle by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

Egyptian Hotpocket by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Nigerian Unabomber

The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.

You sent us another Nigerian Unabomber, I thought you did background checks on these people.

Nigerian Unabomber by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

Grandmafication by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020