Ranchgirls's definitions

Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.

Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cyth

A science nerd.

Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Stinkpot McRuin

The shameful act of deficating in your own pants while waiting in the drive-thru at mcdonalds or any other fast food establishment.

I swear it's not my fault I was late to school. The guy who pretends he's my dad pulled a stinkpot Mcruin on the ride here and we had to stop to clean off his construction trousers.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Steedophile

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Pakistani fly trap

A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.

God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020