Definitions by Ranchgirls

Crackheads Chance 

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.

Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.

Crackheads Chance by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Nizzy Tangle 

The act of finding ones self in a precarious situation or predicament that is the circumstance of somebody else decisions.

So I'll give you my phone and my watch and my car keys to get out of this nizzy tangle.

Nizzy Tangle by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Settlers Wife 

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

Settlers Wife by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

East county trollup 

A trailer trash girl from a dirt poor upbringing who clings onto every guy she sleeps with until they pass her onto a friend.

Damn bro, I hope you wore a condom with that east county trollup, I heard she's got the crispy crotch and tuna dandruff.

East county trollup by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Sudanese fleshlight 

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.

Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.

Sudanese fleshlight by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Dark Sunshine 

A genre of pornography which depicts dramatic interpretations of macabre scenarios.

Oh my poor son is sicko pervert, all night he sits on the computer and searches for 'Dark Sunshine' can you imagine what that must involve?

Dark Sunshine by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Cheekling 

A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.

That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.

Cheekling by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020