G Rape Soda

The codename for any drink containing the date rape drug known as ghb in it.

Yeah bro, she was thirsty and downed that entire G rape soda in 2 gulps, she'll be primed in no time.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Wompchomp

The act of flopping your flaccid dick out and having a broad devour it from soft to hard.

It's payday baby so as soon as I get home im gonna sit on the couch and you're gonna wompchomp.

by Ranchgirls December 09, 2020