The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Get the Jon Benet Pâté mug.The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.
Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.
by Ranchgirls November 05, 2020
Get the In cum any quality mug.Damn that halfway house is full of suicidal thots. On payday I'm gonna go pick up some drugs and introduce myself of there.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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Get the Capri-Son mug.The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.
Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.
by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
Get the Raunchitis mug.When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
Get the Crotch sniffle mug.What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.
by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021
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