Ranchgirls's definitions

Gamblers Special

A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.

Waitress, I only have $6, can I please get a gamblers special?

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Rimulate

The act of making out with someome else's butthole.

He can really rimulate me better than any other buffet chef ever has.

by Ranchgirls January 5, 2021

Anne Skank

The main character in the porno parody remake of the classic "the Diary of Anne Frank" 'kegels for bagels'

Damn bro, they really nailed those SS uniforms in that Anne Skank flick we watched the other day, I was thoroughly impressed.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Zombie Bomber

The guy in the crew who will literally sleep with the ugliest girls not only as a wing man but also flying solo.

Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Stabalone

An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.

Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

BiLemia

When you and a str8 buddy are tag teaming a chick and he tries to get homo with you to the point of making you throw up.

So at my first spitroast I came down with bilemia and couldn't finish.

by Ranchgirls June 6, 2021