A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.
That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.
by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020
So last night after I finished mopping up abunch of puke in the ER. I had a vision of me as a Surgeon pop into my head from dreamcamp.
by Ranchgirls September 17, 2023
The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.
by Ranchgirls December 09, 2020
When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
A term which denotes shamelessness, pervertedness or depravity.
by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020