Gomer Pyle

Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.

Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"

Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."

Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."

by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021

M249

One of the best freedom dispensers mankind has to offer. Fires 5.56 mm freedom rounds.

The best time I had in the service was firing the M249 and getting a mangasm as a result.

by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021

Electric Cart

Motorized shopping carts for people too old, injured, fat etc to use a regular cart.

Cash: "Nothing irks me the most than seeing a 500 lb motherfucker using the electric cart. I swore that shit was screeching for dear life."

by Ramsy Norris October 30, 2021

Coop772

A nerf reviewer YouTuber that reviews various foam slinging nerf guns and other dart launchers. Chill and all around cool dude.

"What up dudebros" Coop772

by Ramsy Norris April 18, 2022

Meet the dad

The act of a male going to meet the father of his significant other. Oftentimes the father will seek to test and intimidate the male if he does not immediately deem you worthy of his daughter.

Doug to Cash "Yo i had to meet the dad last night, he even had one of his shotguns in plain view to make me piss myself."

by Ramsy Norris August 07, 2021

Girl

Mysterious creatures that can be very adorable, intolerable, pure sexy, or downright creepy. If you're lucky enough, you can land one that completely and wholeheartedly loves you.

Doug to John "Just cause I have some girls as friends don't mean I want to sleep with them each time I see em."

by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021

Lesbian

Girls who sexually prefer other girls. Can also be said to guys that the girl doesn't like so as to ease the pain. And unless your lucky they won't let you watch them make out or let your horny ass join

My sister's been having lesbian sex for 2 hours.

by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021