Definitions by Ramsy Norris
Gomer Pyle
Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
Gomer Pyle by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021
Gym
The place where you go to lose weight and get in shape. Can also have muscular girls for you to look at while you do your sets, reps, etc.
Gym by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021
Basic Training
The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.
Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"
Basic Training by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021
Meet the dad
The act of a male going to meet the father of his significant other. Oftentimes the father will seek to test and intimidate the male if he does not immediately deem you worthy of his daughter.
Doug to Cash "Yo i had to meet the dad last night, he even had one of his shotguns in plain view to make me piss myself."
Meet the dad by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021
Budget Phone
Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.
Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."
Budget Phone by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021
Doom Eternal
God tier game that is guaranteed to increase the testosterone levels of any man that plays it. Even incels will be transformed into chads after the first few levels.
Doom Eternal by Ramsy Norris May 10, 2021