Ramsy Norris's definitions

Nerf Mega

Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.

Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.

by Ramsy Norris April 18, 2022

Electric Cart

Motorized shopping carts for people too old, injured, fat etc to use a regular cart.

Cash: "Nothing irks me the most than seeing a 500 lb motherfucker using the electric cart. I swore that shit was screeching for dear life."

by Ramsy Norris October 30, 2021

Gun Juice

What I run out of in Cod Zombies.

Dempsey: "No gun juice, damn!"

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Budget Phone

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.

Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Meet the dad

The act of a male going to meet the father of his significant other. Oftentimes the father will seek to test and intimidate the male if he does not immediately deem you worthy of his daughter.

Doug to Cash "Yo i had to meet the dad last night, he even had one of his shotguns in plain view to make me piss myself."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Basic Training

The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.

Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Gym

The place where you go to lose weight and get in shape. Can also have muscular girls for you to look at while you do your sets, reps, etc.

The gym is basically heaven for me, but not for lazy asses.

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021