Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
by Ralph March 28, 2005
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One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.
Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.
by asdf August 23, 2003
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