Gibblets

A pet name for a mans junk

I slipped of the pedals on my road bike and flattened my "gibblets" I think I saw God for a few seconds.

by Ralph, the bus driver October 20, 2008

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Packed my lunch

Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time

Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.

by Ralph, the bus driver January 03, 2004

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Stink foot

What you get at 3 am after your 20 year old cat exits the cat box and walks through his do do then decides he'd like to sleep on your pillow with you till sunrise.

I woke up in the middle of the night and was treated to a large helping of stink foot, thanks Gumby!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 03, 2004

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Frozen Boot

A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.

Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!

Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!

Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!

by Ralph, the bus driver October 02, 2006

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ghost ride

Ghost Ride - Riding on the hood of your car while peering into the windshield at your speechless friends. This is nothing new, We did this back in the 60's. What's old is new. We just called it stupid back then. Especially when someone ran themselves down with their own car, films at 11.

In 1967 I was taking a Ghost Ride at 30 mph on the hood of my Continental Convertible and 40 years later my friends still think I'm a little "Dee Dee Dee"!

by Ralph, the bus driver May 13, 2006

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