Rae$'s definitions
When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.
by Rae$ April 6, 2017
Get the anger bleedsmug. The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.
Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.
Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.
Janine:You right, you right
Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.
Janine:You right, you right
by Rae$ February 7, 2017
Get the Choke Seshmug. A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
Get the Shit the sheetsmug. The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
Get the Pooportunitymug. When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.
Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
by Rae$ December 21, 2016
Get the Derulo'dmug. A mole that sticks off of the skin that looks as thought it will just "roll" off of the person if someone gently massages the mole in a circular motion. Roll moles are very unattractive, and tend to appear on old people- especially in the neck area. Roll moles are a distant relative to skin tags.
Person 1: "Did you see that roll mole on that bitch?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"
Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"
Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
Get the Roll Molemug. by Rae$ December 28, 2016
Get the Facebook Livemug.