Rae$'s definitions

Netflix

Hulu's dirty little cousin.

Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"

Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"

by Rae$ December 27, 2016

anger bleeds

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.

Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me

by Rae$ April 6, 2017

Brown Moment

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

by Rae$ February 16, 2017

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Derulo'd

When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.

Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"

Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."

by Rae$ December 21, 2016

Facebook Live

The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.

Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"

Rae:"What happend?!"

Leah:"Facebook Live.."

Rae:*Cringe*

by Rae$ December 28, 2016