Definitions by Radiotrophic Gint
jumped
Jumping Scenario 1:
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*
Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*
Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.
jumped by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026
Cross map snipe
When you are playing pool, and you aim to snipe a ball on the other side of the table into its pocket, but you miss everything and the cue ball (the white ball) goes into the pocket instead. This means you have fouled, and the opponent can place the ball wherever they want. A cross map snipe usually results in a loss.
2026 Pool World Championships Finals in Amherst, Game 5
Verd: Check me out, I'ma end you with this cross map snipe
Shreeto: *starts sweating*
Verd: *misses everything and gets the cue ball in*
Verd: *dramatically falls on the floor in immense emotional pain*
Shreeto won the World Championship on her next turn.
Verd: Check me out, I'ma end you with this cross map snipe
Shreeto: *starts sweating*
Verd: *misses everything and gets the cue ball in*
Verd: *dramatically falls on the floor in immense emotional pain*
Shreeto won the World Championship on her next turn.
Cross map snipe by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026
beaut
When there is no good food in the fridge but you find some leftover restaurant food hidden in the back, you have discovered a beaut
Verd: I was leaving for the competition and wanted to grab food from the fridge, and I thought there was nothing worth taking... until I layed eyes on that beaut ... that cafe zupas sandwich
Shreeto: YOU ATE MY LEFTOVER SANDWICH!?!?!
*Shreeto slimes Verd out*
Shreeto: YOU ATE MY LEFTOVER SANDWICH!?!?!
*Shreeto slimes Verd out*
beaut by Radiotrophic Gint December 25, 2025
Schrodinger's counterattack
There are two sides to this.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
Schrodinger's counterattack by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025
slime you out
What you say to someone when they do something annoying. It means you are going to get rid of them in a violent manner.
Example 1:
*Jackson stabs my hand*
Me: I'm going to slime you out
Example 2:
Jackson: Look at this, I wear my Remenyik blade as a pendant
Me: You stole that from me. I'm going to slime you out
Example 3:
Me: Jackson look at this brand new beautiful absolute glove I'm going to wear for 1 week before it rips
Jackson: I'm going to slime you out
*Jackson stabs my hand*
Me: I'm going to slime you out
Example 2:
Jackson: Look at this, I wear my Remenyik blade as a pendant
Me: You stole that from me. I'm going to slime you out
Example 3:
Me: Jackson look at this brand new beautiful absolute glove I'm going to wear for 1 week before it rips
Jackson: I'm going to slime you out
slime you out by Radiotrophic Gint September 15, 2025
Dolla-Dolla Hedge
When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.
Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
Dolla-Dolla Hedge by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025