RadienX Chaosmaker's definitions
The extremely pretentious and poorly-executed cousin of Grimdark, where everyone lives morosely ever after and the creator jerks themselves off with the idea that they made Powerful Art(TM). If a story makes you regret the energy you invested in it, it's likely a Grimgrey-type story, and Grimgrey stories are always failures in that regard.
Grimdark: "Bring all the guns and we might just survive!"
Grimgrey: "They brought all the guns, but they didn't survive. Everybody died and those who didn't were traumatized messes for the rest of their miserable lives. No one was ever happy ever again, now go cry in a corner about existence while I, the author, give myself prostate orgasms with how far my head is up my own ass."
Grimgrey: "They brought all the guns, but they didn't survive. Everybody died and those who didn't were traumatized messes for the rest of their miserable lives. No one was ever happy ever again, now go cry in a corner about existence while I, the author, give myself prostate orgasms with how far my head is up my own ass."
by RadienX Chaosmaker August 1, 2020
Get the Grimgrey mug.Adverb. The act of excessively adding the word 'doth' into a conversation, regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct.
Alex: What doth life?
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
by RadienX Chaosmaker September 15, 2022
Get the Dothage mug.Adjective - A stickler for the pronunciation of words, akin to a Grammar Nazi or Spelling Spetsnaz, but instead for pronunciation instead of either grammar or spelling.
The FSK in the term refers to the Norwegian Forsvarets Spesialkommando, often regarded as one of the most well-trained special forces units on Earth.
The FSK in the term refers to the Norwegian Forsvarets Spesialkommando, often regarded as one of the most well-trained special forces units on Earth.
Person 1: Raskaan metallin Rambona juoksen, ily Sumatran synkan yön! (Pronounced rask-aen metallin instead of ras-kahn metallin)
Person 2: Hang on, that's ras-kahn and not rask-aen,
Person 1: Why do you care so much?!
Person 2: Imagine having a language that isn't so comically broken, there are national televised competitions on spelling its words!! This post was made by the not-english gang!
Person 1: You must be part of the Pronunciation FSK, then!
Person 2: Duel me if you must, but I will die with my honor intact if you beat me!
Person 2: Hang on, that's ras-kahn and not rask-aen,
Person 1: Why do you care so much?!
Person 2: Imagine having a language that isn't so comically broken, there are national televised competitions on spelling its words!! This post was made by the not-english gang!
Person 1: You must be part of the Pronunciation FSK, then!
Person 2: Duel me if you must, but I will die with my honor intact if you beat me!
by RadienX Chaosmaker June 19, 2021
Get the Pronunciation FSK mug.Guy 1: "Mind doing me a favor?"
Guy 2: "I REFLOOF!"
(Guy 1 turns around, only to see Guy 2 is now very fluffy.)
Guy 2: "I REFLOOF!"
(Guy 1 turns around, only to see Guy 2 is now very fluffy.)
by RadienX Chaosmaker August 3, 2016
Get the Refloof mug.The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.
"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."
by RadienX Chaosmaker March 9, 2016
Get the The Talisman Effect mug.A phenomenon in which a subject thinks of a particular entity or concept, imagines they exist, but they have no idea they actually do exist until it stands right before them.
Jarrek was definitely experiencing the Known Unseen when he had the idea for a drink called Bawls, but he didn't know that it had already been done.
by RadienX Chaosmaker March 9, 2016
Get the Known Unseen mug.The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.
Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!
Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.
(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)
(Everyone is surprised)
Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!
Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.
(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)
(Everyone is surprised)
Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!
by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019
Get the Bite-uwu mug.