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The extremely pretentious and poorly-executed cousin of Grimdark, where everyone lives morosely ever after and the creator jerks themselves off with the idea that they made Powerful Art(TM). If a story makes you regret the energy you invested in it, it's likely a Grimgrey-type story, and Grimgrey stories are always failures in that regard.
Grimdark: "Bring all the guns and we might just survive!"
Grimgrey: "They brought all the guns, but they didn't survive. Everybody died and those who didn't were traumatized messes for the rest of their miserable lives. No one was ever happy ever again, now go cry in a corner about existence while I, the author, give myself prostate orgasms with how far my head is up my own ass."
Grimgrey: "They brought all the guns, but they didn't survive. Everybody died and those who didn't were traumatized messes for the rest of their miserable lives. No one was ever happy ever again, now go cry in a corner about existence while I, the author, give myself prostate orgasms with how far my head is up my own ass."
by RadienX Chaosmaker August 1, 2020
Get the Grimgreymug. A literature phenomenon in which the first book of a series does so well, and may even be considered a classic, that subsequent books in the series become staggeringly formulaic, to the point where the only difference between it and the last one are maybe location, names of characters, and point in time the story takes place in.
Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.
Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.
"I really liked Frank Herbert's "Dune". It was honestly a well written story, its just that his other books got quite... similar afterwards. Same general plot, message, almost everything but the names."
"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"
"I'm afraid so..."
"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"
"I'm afraid so..."
by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019
Get the Piers Anthony Diseasemug. Guy 1: "Mind doing me a favor?"
Guy 2: "I REFLOOF!"
(Guy 1 turns around, only to see Guy 2 is now very fluffy.)
Guy 2: "I REFLOOF!"
(Guy 1 turns around, only to see Guy 2 is now very fluffy.)
by RadienX Chaosmaker August 3, 2016
Get the Refloofmug. The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.
"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."
by RadienX Chaosmaker March 9, 2016
Get the The Talisman Effectmug. A phenomenon in which a subject thinks of a particular entity or concept, imagines they exist, but they have no idea they actually do exist until it stands right before them.
Jarrek was definitely experiencing the Known Unseen when he had the idea for a drink called Bawls, but he didn't know that it had already been done.
by RadienX Chaosmaker March 9, 2016
Get the Known Unseenmug. The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.
Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!
Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.
(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)
(Everyone is surprised)
Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!
Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.
(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)
(Everyone is surprised)
Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!
by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019
Get the Bite-uwumug. Adverb, Slang
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
Get the Neurotypical High-Fivemug.