RaLpH's definitions
1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
by Ralph June 18, 2005
Get the Fieldstonmug. by Ralph May 13, 2005
Get the russian microwavemug. what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU
by ralph July 15, 2006
Get the seminolesmug. 
by ralph May 12, 2003
Get the riffchildmug. \FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.
by ralph July 22, 2004
Get the faloosemug. A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.
Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!
by Ralph March 19, 2005
Get the Tennesseemug.