cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.
The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.
by Ralph September 14, 2003
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parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey
sully is a parrot-boy
by ralph July 27, 2004
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PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.
Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.
by Ralph March 23, 2005
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph March 01, 2005
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charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.
Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.
by ralph February 24, 2005
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MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.
A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.
by Ralph March 01, 2005
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