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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
1.I got $100 for giving myself a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
by Ralph March 24, 2004
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Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.
by Ralph March 22, 2005
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bungee

The hair between your nut-sac and asshole.
She licked his bungee
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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Sun

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.

We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.

The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.

The sun is large.

If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star

The sun is far away.

About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.

But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.

We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
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Nataleigh

i love that nataleigh
by ralph March 13, 2005
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heese

holy fuck there's a ton of heese!
by ralph November 18, 2004
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