RYan's definitions

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

stoops

The act of completely kicking someone's ass.

Man, he is stoopsing the crap out of that guy!

by Ryan November 12, 2003

strife

strife (a) to "smoke the cannibus.. is to smoke the strife" true statement... bitches.

"smoke the strife"

by Ryan May 30, 2004

Renis

an improper writing of "penis" attributed to a refrigerator at Born in America Restaurant and Pizza Kitchen.

"What does that say on the fridge... renis?"

by Ryan March 18, 2004

scrotal

adj.; of or referring to the scrotum

my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.

by Ryan January 26, 2004

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

Hajime Saito

The captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi during the Bakamatsu in Japan in the 1800s. He later went on to be a police man by the name of Goro Fujita. He has also been incarnated in Rurouni Kenshin and has skills only second to Kenshin and uses his signature technique, the Gatotsu a powerful attack that is nearly unstoppable and was only evaded by Kenshin. He is probably the 3rd strongest and most skilled swordsman in the Rurouni Kenshin series(Kenshin being first and Hiko being second). He is also the only real main character in the series. He has thin eyes and wheres a police man suit.

Saito Hajime was the captain of the 3rd squad of the Shinsengumi.

by Ryan February 27, 2005