RYan's definitions
by ryan January 25, 2005
Get the ishmalemug. A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
by Ryan September 26, 2006
Get the crutchmongermug. It's background has very implications but roughfuly it's a mixture between a hippie, a goth and a beatnic. Most likely they share some spiritual aspiriation to one faith or another and they enjoy poetry, and have 60's political philosophy regarding politics
He was a hipothnic because he seen the world as both a dark and shinning place, he enjoyed poetry he was really into left wing thinking, he was spiritual intertwing his political and spiritual ideas into one.
by Ryan July 2, 2004
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by ryan January 23, 2005
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