Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals

Greater than you. See sex

"Socom 2 is greater than you" =D

by Ryan April 11, 2004

bum

When someone really loves a certain thing. So much to the extent of it being annoying to others

"Hey you know that dave he really bums Slayer!"

by Ryan August 11, 2004

puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

by Ryan June 24, 2004

hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

Red13n

Practice Capcom vs Snk 2

Red hasn't bothered to play me in a few months, come on! Are you that afraid?

by Ryan September 26, 2003

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004