RYAN's definitions

bumbaclot

Jamaican patois meaning blood clot. One of the worst expletive in Jamaican language.

Yo, go suck your mother you fucking bumbaclot.

by Ryan April 22, 2005

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

Saadict

Someone who is adicted to Sard Wonder Soap and is constantly cleaning with Sard Wonder Soap.. They live their life by it.

"my mum is doing the washing agin...i think shes a saadict"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

Ry

Short for the name Ryan.

Ry come here its time for dinner.

by Ryan August 15, 2004