RYAN's definitions

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

aliquippa

A former steel boomtown located 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Used to have one of the best school disticts in the nation until the still mills all closed down. Now a huge huge slum, except for the area on the hill. Its main street is basically the place to deal drugs and shit..No real legitate businesses there. They all moved to the heights area.

If one must go to Aliquippa, they must go with caution.

by ryan December 19, 2004

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

booster

a drink you get to kick off the night with to get your buzz going fast.

what you doin with that steel reserve man? you got that as a booster?

by Ryan July 15, 2008

Sweet n Power Chicken

Ricky, from the Trailer Park Boys, favorite chinese dish

Save me some of that sweet n power chicken Sara

by Ryan May 14, 2004

plimpin

a pimp and playa merged into one, also known as a david.

"david, those shoes are fully plimpin"

by ryan March 11, 2004

butter face

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.

by Ryan November 11, 2002