quickness

sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said something very stupid

Kyle: (accidentaly locks keys and baby in car)
Ross: "way to go quickness"
Kyle: "shutup"

also see quick shit

by Ross March 27, 2004

shibblze

cool, sweet, shibby

That song is off da hizzle shibblze.

by ross September 13, 2003

grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.

My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.

by Ross April 08, 2007

bottlerocket

the act of doing a girl from behind (doggystyle, when suddenly an erect penis is jammed into the girls tight butthole, and to her dismay, so surprised to feel a hardened penis enter such an orifice so quickly and unexpectedly, she becomes so shocked and frightened, where she then rampently shoots across the room, much like a bottlerocket would do when ignited.

stated quite clearly in the defn

by Ross January 24, 2004

slurp

slurp; the act of performing oral sex.

The girl slurped pj for 2 hours.

by ross February 23, 2004

Fat Vicky

noun, adjective; an obscenely fat girl or woman commonly seen doing mundane tasks. If not for her exaggerated size, she would otherwise go unnoticed. She could be considered a threat if approached for fear of trampling or accidental consumption of everything in her path.

Example 1. "Look out, Fat Vicky at 12 o'clock!!"

Example 2. Waiting in line at a drinking fountain behind a very large girl taking a long time to drink: "Damn, save some for the fish, Fat Vicky!"

by Ross March 03, 2005

morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 05, 2004