Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.
"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
by Ross December 28, 2004
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Rossocles

A greek god who actually was the most powerful and sexually attractive of all the greek gods. All legends associated with other greek gods are actually associated with Rossocles. Except the wierd ones. Those are someone else named Dave.
Rossocles smote the hamburger into his mouth, and it was good.
by Ross November 04, 2003
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jewbie

jewbie comes from my producer and it means ghetto as in bad, ugly, dumb
with that duct tape on your phone, it looks jewbie
by Ross March 02, 2005
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shaft

a wannabe tough guy. Only found in the movies, a brave black person. Is all talk and cant back up anything.
that balck kid talking on his cellphone in the movie theater was such a shaft.
by Ross July 28, 2004
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Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.
Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch
by Ross September 08, 2004
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fassy hole

somebody with the wickedest best friends in the world
ross macdonald is a fassy hole - chirs loren f ;) (L)
by ross July 15, 2003
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clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.
someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question
by ROSS October 17, 2004
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