Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ROGER MONTGUMFYTUNKS

Yapanese

A person of who enjoys yapping while being Japanese or otherwise yapping in Japanese

Todomu really needs to quit talking. I heard his family is of Yapanese descent.

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Augustus, lord of googles. An emasculate tap dancer, and the first lesbian man.

“Wowee princess twinkletoes III is such a pillow princess”

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Adjective: “in-com-pissi-tant.”

The act of being inconspicuous and incompetent, however, the word applies exclusively to omnipotent beings.

“John God is so incredibly incompicitent. It’s rather surprising for the god of gods”

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A word used for people often short or small, flaky (or bumpy), and inauthentic, or manufactured, depending on the person.

Ostrich 1 to Ostrich 2: “Ostrich 6 is so gross.”

Ostrich 2: “What a Pringle!”

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A big, sexy boy, with rather bolunctuose blubes, filled with the straightest of spaghetti noodles.

That man over there is quite the Kieran, if you catch my drift.

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