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Definitions by ROBERTA FRAPPLES

Faire Brat 

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.
The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.
Faire Brat by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024

Snaccident 

When you eat something cause you got Munchies that you weren’t supposed to eat. If you are on a diet or the snack food in question did not belong to you , etc.
Sally: what happened to all the cake?
Sally’s roommate : I didn’t mean to eat all of it, honestly it was a midnight Snaccident.
Snaccident by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 5, 2020

Back-burner Bitch

A chick who is a back up friend , typically someone’s sister or relative , she’s not in your immediate circle of friends & does things like date your ex boyfriend or talk Shit about 1 of your main friends right to your face. But it doesn’t matter cause she’s just a BBB . You only hang out when there’s a larger group or all your other friends are busy.
I didn’t give a fuck about Sonias sister dating my ex it’s not like we tight , she’s just a Back-burner Bitch anyways..
Kagg; noun- a person who should be working but is just milking the clock , doing anything besides working while on company time. sneaking off to take a nap or to do something that is not part of your assigned work detail .

to Kagg, Kagging; verb-ducking out when you are supposed to be working.
Joey got fired for kagging at work.

Joey got caught smoking a jay & watching porn down at the job site....he's such a lazy Kagg.
Kagg by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 7, 2019

Psycho-Evagulate 

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.
Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.