ROB's definitions

CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005

brikc

The coolest person alive

Brikc > j00

by Rob August 23, 2003

ponylip

To fake drinking large quantities when you're really just tilting the bottle back without consuming

Dave never gets drunk because he ponylips his beer.

by Rob May 1, 2003

certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

by Rob December 29, 2003