cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't
Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob
by Rob December 01, 2003
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Hexum

1. Sly guy with all right the moves.
2. Puts the ladies in a trance
3. Hexum > fishbulb
4. To fucking eXtReMe for all u asses
by rob August 25, 2003
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usp0r

another word for 1337, being a thing/person.
Legend.
usp0r y0u 4r3 fuck1ng l33t
by rob June 02, 2003
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biznaaz

short term for business sometimes used in anger, or just for the hell of it
by rob October 05, 2003
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Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.
Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.
by Rob June 19, 2006
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dowager

what's up dowager!
by rob April 06, 2004
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fas

1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.
Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow
by Rob January 25, 2005
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