ROB's definitions

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006

Nep

Nop + Yep

Bob: Wow Jeccas such a whore.
Glen: nep

by rob January 13, 2004

wofl

acronym for waste of fucking life

that cracka is a wofl

by Rob May 3, 2004

gouranga

A word that appears on moterway bridges in north west UK. It's only purpose to annoy drivers who are left with a nagging curiosity for the rest of their day until the next day when it ceases to become important ever again.

for god sake why did they have to colour it in. Now it's more noticable and more annoying

by Rob April 17, 2003

grouphug

A cool website where all these freaky people confess all the freaky stuff they've done. Its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary.
grouphug.us

#424166984:
I fart terribly often at work, I just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when I do one that makes me gasp, I go take a dump. My podmates must know its me and I hate to think what they must think of me for it but I dont stop,


#339895017
i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could fuck their boyfriends without getting caught

by Rob March 16, 2004

stoned

just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

by rob June 27, 2003

Doctor Worm

A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.

Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.

by Rob March 25, 2005