ROB's definitions

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

Zizza

Weed or to smoke weed.

"Hey, bro, lets grab some zizza on the way to the Umphrey's show."
"Sure thing, man."

by Rob July 20, 2007

Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

snollygoster

a shrewd or unpretetious person

lindsay is a snollygoster

by rob April 4, 2003

laffo

a response to something funny, such at lol

rob: hey fgt
everyone else: laffo

by Rob March 4, 2005

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

by Rob February 16, 2004