RJ's definitions

opm

The drug Opium.

We smoked some opm today.

by RJ June 15, 2003

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 1, 2004

Sirscratchatoba

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.

Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.

by RJ May 28, 2004

sehks

having to, in search of or relating to sex.

Hey come sehks me!

-Lady and Zach had wild sehks last night, he was bragging about it all day.
-What a loser, Lady is fuckin ugly, I wouldn`t sehks her!

by RJ April 3, 2005

Social parasite

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

by RJ September 4, 2004

enter the matrix

Best game in the world, the only down side is not being able to be Neo, Morpheus or Trinity.

No game is like it.

by RJ November 17, 2003

Seafood King

some that goes down on a girl; likes to eat the "cat" or pussy.

They call alex seafood king.

by RJ April 2, 2005