RJ's definitions

Anti-Bush

Someone who does not like President George Bush and who does not agree with his agenda.

I am very anti-Bush.

by RJ August 8, 2004

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

NSB

Nasty Sperm Build-up. Often used by guys when explaining it's been awhile since they've had sex.

I'm too tired to go out tonight, but damn do I have NSB.

by RJ September 5, 2005

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

mx6

Jap crap which is outdated by todays standards and a prone to a heaps of problems.

My MX6 in the garage again!!!!

by RJ March 4, 2004

Seafood King

some that goes down on a girl; likes to eat the "cat" or pussy.

They call alex seafood king.

by RJ April 2, 2005

Social parasite

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

by RJ September 4, 2004