REAL AMERICAN VETERAN's definitions

babysit

karl rove's job running interference for the butthole bushwhacker

I babysit the idiot in the oval orifice so that his foot don't git too deep into his mouf with all them lies.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 6, 2005

search engine

Seach engine, v.
What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.

Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN May 3, 2005

phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

douchebag

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.

gw bastard lying fucker

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 4, 2005

folex

A reply to a question given by a black guy.

When asked for whom he's buying a gift, the black guy said,
"It be fo Lex."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 16, 2005

cornball

Cornball, v. To have sex with someone from Nebraska.

Hey, you're a husker from Nebraska.
Wanna cornball?

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 13, 2005