Neil

Neil’s been through so much, but he’s only let those experiences improve him. When you trust each other, the love he shares is stronger than anyone else you’ll meet, and you’ll never regret opening up to him. Treat each other with respect and you’ll be lifelong friends, no matter what else happens.
If goon and greatness could be mashed up into one word, it’d be Neil.
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Courtney

Courtney might be quiet, but don’t think it’s because she doesn’t care. Her form of affection is much more reserved, and often at a distance, but once you’ve spent enough time around her, you’ll see she’s sweet with just the right amount of sass.
Person 1: Who’s that girl who keeps coming to movie nights but sits quietly in the back?
Person 2: That’s Courtney. She’s great.
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Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
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Brock

Brock has a sense of humor dryer than the desert and a gaming problem, but he improves your life all the same. He’ll take some prodding to open up, but when he does, it’ll make you both happier. Cherish the moments you get with Brock in between his gaming marathons, as they’ll be both funny and interesting.
I stayed up for 32 hours playing the new Destiny 2 campaign, and that was somehow still less time than Brock!
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Helene-Marie

Helene-Marie is one of the most talented people you’ll ever meet. Whether it’s music, art, writing, schoolwork, or tennis, you can bet she excels at it. Despite that, she’s still somehow humble, genuinely kind, and always willing to listen to you. You won’t regret being close with Helene-Marie.
Breaking News: Helene-Marie just became the 19th person to complete the EGOT!
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John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.
I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.
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Ashka

Ashka is fun-sized in every sense of the word. Nerding out with her is a wonderful experience, and you’ll always be happy to see her in the rare instances she takes a break from studying math (but only the kind that, in her words, has no real-world application). Spend quality time doing a puzzle or watching Doctor Who and you’ll be shocked at how the time flies.
Person 1: Ashka’s going to finish solving 3x+1 soon.
Person 2: Why? It’s useless.
Person 1: Exactly.
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