Taki

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.

For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!

by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023

Brock

Brock has a sense of humor dryer than the desert and a gaming problem, but he improves your life all the same. He’ll take some prodding to open up, but when he does, it’ll make you both happier. Cherish the moments you get with Brock in between his gaming marathons, as they’ll be both funny and interesting.

I stayed up for 32 hours playing the new Destiny 2 campaign, and that was somehow still less time than Brock!

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Ashka

Ashka is fun-sized in every sense of the word. Nerding out with her is a wonderful experience, and you’ll always be happy to see her in the rare instances she takes a break from studying math (but only the kind that, in her words, has no real-world application). Spend quality time doing a puzzle or watching Doctor Who and you’ll be shocked at how the time flies.

Person 1: Ashka’s going to finish solving 3x+1 soon.
Person 2: Why? It’s useless.
Person 1: Exactly.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Amara

Amara provides better company at 3AM than anyone else. She’ll take you on weird rabbit holes through games she likes, Instagram accounts she follows, or even airplane history, and you won’t even realize it’s nearly sunrise. If you don’t value your sleep (which you probably don’t), you’ll enjoy being friends with Amara.

Person 1: I pulled an all-nighter last night.
Person 2: Homework?
Person 1: No, I was playing the Wikipedia Game with Amara.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Eric

Eric is quiet, but that doesn’t mean he’s uncaring. He’s one of the most observant people you’ll meet, and he uses that to improve his friends’ lives however he can. When he does speak, it’ll probably be the funniest thing you’ve heard that day. Take every chance you can to be around Eric.

Person 1: Eric just posted another Slander…

Person 2: Guess my day just peaked.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.

I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023