The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!
by R. Kemp September 25, 2005

A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.
WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!
by R. Kemp August 23, 2006

by R. Kemp February 06, 2005

Allen Inmate, "King James" and the rest of those wannabe thugs that embarrassed the United States with their performance in the 2004 Olympics in Athens and then added further embarassment with their indifference to the whole thing.
Watch some ball games in the mid-late 80s and then watch the egocentric divas on the floor in 2005 combined with uninspired play in Athens the previous year and you can't tell me that US basketball hasn't hit rock bottom.
by R. Kemp April 24, 2005

"Every Breath You Take" by The Police is a modern classic, but when P. Diddy niggerfied it, it became unlistenable shit. Add Luther Vandross' rendition of "Superstar" to this list too.
by R. Kemp February 07, 2005

When a minority in America (and more recently, Caucasians) try to call foul on a situation that is detrimental to them and say the situation is racially discriminatory. Now, whether it is or not is irrelevant, as such stories are taken as gospel.
Because the black woman didn't win in "The Apprentice", she pulled the race card.
Miguel had the lowest work rating in the company, took 5 personal days in a row and came into work drunk. He was fired, but because he went to the ACLU and pulled the race card, he has his job back.
Miguel had the lowest work rating in the company, took 5 personal days in a row and came into work drunk. He was fired, but because he went to the ACLU and pulled the race card, he has his job back.
by R. Kemp August 23, 2004

A "strategy" in fighting games where a person just presses buttons and moves the joystick to bust out random moves due to their lack of skill or knowledge of the game.
by R. Kemp December 25, 2005
