Definitions by R. Kemp

race card 

When a minority in America (and more recently, Caucasians) try to call foul on a situation that is detrimental to them and say the situation is racially discriminatory. Now, whether it is or not is irrelevant, as such stories are taken as gospel.

Because the black woman didn't win in "The Apprentice", she pulled the race card.

Miguel had the lowest work rating in the company, took 5 personal days in a row and came into work drunk. He was fired, but because he went to the ACLU and pulled the race card, he has his job back.

race card by R. Kemp August 23, 2004

American Card 

Similar to the race card, this has been a phenomena in the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens used by non-U.S. athletes or by fans of non-U.S. teams as to why an American wins a gold medal or why an American finishes above another country's athlete. The claim is that the IOC is in collusion with the U.S. teams and predetermines results when the truth is that after the 2002 scandals in Salt Lake, the IOC is very anti-American at this point. It serves a double purpose:

1) To justify a loss from an athlete.

2) To voice anti-American sentiment had by athletes, staff, and fans since before the games began.

Prime example: Svetlana Khorkina says the reason she didn't win the All-Around was because she wasn't American.

Another example: S. Koreans are attacking Americans for the scoring error more than the judges that committed the error. Where were they when judges from France and Russia were in collusion to guarantee their skaters gold medals?

American Card by R. Kemp August 23, 2004

do a Bush

The Ultimate dinner faux pas. It involves eating sushi (or something else you don't like) and then puking the contents onto the person next to you. Its origins come from when George Bush Sr. visited Japan, ate sushi, and ended up puking all over the prime minister. In Japan, it is known as Bushu-suru.

I'll order the Escargot as long as you don't do a Bush.

do a Bush by R. Kemp August 22, 2004

Code: Lyoko 

French Canadian attempt at anime, complete with enigmatic Japanese girl, superficial girl, twist headband guy, and a shitload of dorks. At least it isn't a 100% sellout cartoon like Teen Titans.

If you want to copy anime, at least get the spellings right! LYOKO shouldn't have an "L" as there is no "L" in Romanicized Japanese.

Code: Lyoko by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

kawaii 

Means "cute" or "pretty" in Japanese. Grossly overused by fat wapanese dorks in their futile attempts to woo their school's female Japanese exchange student(s).

Reality Check: Native Japanese don't use the word "kawaii" as much as you dorks do. Shut it down.

kawaii by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

the real killer 

The guy OJ Simpson sees every morning in the mirror.

Which golf course is the real killer on today?

the real killer by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

flamer 

A gay person that:

1. Is very open about their sexual orientation.

2. Feels the need to talk, act and sometimes dress as the opposite sex

3. Feels the need to mention their sexual orientation and/or exploits in every conversation

That cockrider is a fuckin' flamer!

flamer by R. Kemp February 27, 2004