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Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.
Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021
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poo

Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.
that poo is kinda huge
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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Time

An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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weewoo

the police are coming, and they are cranky because I have all of the donuts
“weewoo! Police coming through!” says the adolescent man child.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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bing

1: browser.
2: ooh computer sound.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.
Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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