weewoo

the police are coming, and they are cranky because I have all of the donuts

“weewoo! Police coming through!” says the adolescent man child.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021

welp

A word commonly used when a person is aware of something that wasn’t very good, and is okay with that.

Welp, looks like I got tetanus.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 12, 2021

Attack on Titan

Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.

Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021

PlayStation 5

Something with the power of a PC, priced like a console. The controller is more responsive than your Discord friends.

The PlayStation 5 is better than your trash PC.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

Japan

It’s the best country ever. Made anime, manga, and wacky thumbnails for clickbait lifehack channels to use.

Bro, Japan made anime, making it superior to every other place in the universe.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.

Earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021