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Looks like crack, but legal, widely available. Also, every child is a sugar addict. Prepares them for actual drugs. And sugar is way more effective, because it is in every food you can consume, so simply eating can get you high on this shit.
Bro, my little brother can’t stop eating sugar straight from the bag.
Use 1: Spookiest most spoopy thing ever.
Use 2: What you call your significant other. I find it cringe.
Use 3: What the crowd said to you about your talent at the school talent show.
Person 1: Boo!
Person 2: Dude, don’t scare me like that
boo by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

Obamaprism 

Obamaprism.

Yes.
A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
Man by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

Rick and Morty 

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.
Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.
What every cowboy calls anybody. The guys in the bar, the cow breeder, your mum, and everyone in between.
Person 1: What are you doin’ with my steed, buster?
Person 2: Nothin’ sir!
Person 3: He was messing wit Ol’ Bessy, Steve!
What every person who loves frogs calls them. Don’t act like you haven’t seen or heard someone use it. That would be lying to me, and yourself.
Person 1: Oh, cool, a frog.
Person 2: OMG, a froggo!