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Definitions by Quesondriac

Coconut Water 

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!
Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.
Coconut Water by quesondriac November 26, 2013

dirty syrup guzzler 

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!
Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!
dirty syrup guzzler by quesondriac November 10, 2013

Badger and Skinny Pete 

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.

digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.
To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.
digital detox by quesondriac August 28, 2013

eyeballs out configuration 

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.
The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

Akin Moment 

When a politician says something stupid that offends people and gets a lot of bad press.
Especially when a man says something stupid about women.
During a U.S. Senate Race in Missouri, Todd Akin had an AKIN MOMENT when he said
that the female body can prevent pregnancy after a legitimate rape.
Akin Moment by quesondriac June 28, 2013

chicken of the sea 

A naval game where opposing naval ships try to provoke one another with dangerous actions and maneuvers.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a game of chicken of the sea that was used to promote American intervention in Viet Nam.