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Stare Fest

A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,

so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.
by quesondriac December 31, 2013
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dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!
Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!
by quesondriac November 10, 2013
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Badger and Skinny Pete

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.
by quesondriac October 15, 2013
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Pente

A strategy board game that is a variation of Gomoku. Pente was invented in 1977 on checkerboard table cloths at a Pizza parlor in Stillwater, Oklahoma called the Hideaway. The object is to place 5 stones in a row or capture 5 pairs of your opponents stones.
While waiting for my pizza I learned how to play Pente. Thirty years later I still have not mastered it.
by quesondriac August 13, 2010
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Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.
by quesondriac June 28, 2010
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Ayatula of Ashtabula

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
by quesondriac November 1, 2011
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Hmmm. Hmmm.

An often used expression from the Regular Show used as an affirmative statement and
also as a sarcastic way of saying "I told you so" or "You are ignorant".
After blocking a death punch from Rigby, Mordecai said
"Hmmm. Hmmm. You are never going to beat me at punchies!"
by quesondriac September 22, 2011
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