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Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
Barb #1: NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!

Barb #2: PERIOD!!!
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Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.
Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.
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MissKarenEnglishTeacher

MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!

Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!

Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!

Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Jiafei

Jiafei is our product queen that delivers products for all people to use. Her products are verified by Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty. Without her products our lives would be a trillion times more difficult. She also has inspired many great people of our generation, including Trisha Paytas, CupcakKe, Taylor Swift, and more.
Person: Oh my god, it is so hard to tuck my bed!

Jiafei: Try one of my products! The design is very human.
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Emily

Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.

Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!

Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!

Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.

Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!

Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Principal: Oh boy...
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The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.
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Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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