A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
ThatVeganNurse is one of the alter egos of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a kind vegan nurse who asks people kindly if they want to go vegan. She is fully accepting of people if they choose not to become vegan. She can be a little biased towards people who eat meat.
ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse: Um hi! I was hoping that you could maybe, I dunno, consider becoming vegan? It's okay if you don't want to!
Proud Carnist: STFU.
ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
Proud Carnist: STFU.
ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Goddess Nicki Minaj: Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves? TO FREEDOM!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Abuser: OMG, I just Amber Hearded all over my boyfriend's bed because he chose to visit his mom in the hospital instead of taking me to the mall!
Friend: Wow I can't believe you just did an Amber Heard on his bed!
Friend: Wow I can't believe you just did an Amber Heard on his bed!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.
Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！
Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日
(You might wanna translate this to English.)
Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日
(You might wanna translate this to English.)
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.
Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.
Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.
Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022