Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
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Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！
Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日
(You might wanna translate this to English.)
Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日
(You might wanna translate this to English.)
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Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.
Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!
Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!
Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.
Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!
Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!
Principal: Oh boy...
Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!
Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!
Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.
Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!
Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!
Principal: Oh boy...
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