Queen Of Urban Dictionary's definitions
Queen Cheryl is a crusty old hag on TikTok who is 61 years old and is trying to have a baby with a 24 year old man named Quran McCain. She says to be 61 but in reality she has probably been around since Harriet Tubman. She thinks that she is fertile despite being a living dust bag. She also considers surrogacy even though no woman in the right mind would give a child to her.
Queen Cheryl: I'm gonna have a baby with my hubby.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
Get the Queen Cherylmug. Some crazy vegan hag who is trying to get everyone to become vegan. She believes that an ant deserves the same rights as a human and targets anyone who eats meat, bullying them and victimizing herself in the process. She also has a poor dog named Bella who she forces to go vegan, which is animal abuse. That dog is probably already dead now and she probably buys a new similar looking dog to replace it each year. That hag would probably make a lion go vegan. She is so annoying and rude that she makes people want to never become vegan. She is also racist and says the n-word.
Person: Hmmmm, I think I am gonna become vegan. I do not want to hurt animals anymore. However, I still will not mind if others choose to eat meat.
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my god noooooooo! You cannot eat meat or hurt animals anymore, and you must force everyone you know to become vegan too! Animals are being abused! Cows are being r*ped and sheep are being skinned for wool! You must not hurt animals anymore!
Person: Oh now I remember why I will never go vegan.
ThatVeganTeacher: You veganphobic pig, er I mean veganphobic man! I'm going to go make a video about how bad of a person you are, right after I feed my dog a salad!
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my god noooooooo! You cannot eat meat or hurt animals anymore, and you must force everyone you know to become vegan too! Animals are being abused! Cows are being r*ped and sheep are being skinned for wool! You must not hurt animals anymore!
Person: Oh now I remember why I will never go vegan.
ThatVeganTeacher: You veganphobic pig, er I mean veganphobic man! I'm going to go make a video about how bad of a person you are, right after I feed my dog a salad!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
Get the ThatVeganTeachermug. Courtney is an annoying CIT who thinks she is the boss of everyone. She thinks that everyone should follow her orders and view her as a leader, even though nobody gives two shits about her. She is also a sore fucking loser and is never willing to accept defeat, always threatening to call her lawyers whenever she is eliminated.
Her natural mate is Duncan.
Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Get the Courtneymug. Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Get the Vystopiamug. Goddess Nicki Minaj: Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves? TO FREEDOM!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Get the Harriet Tubmanmug. Nicki Minaj (Full name: Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty) is the creater of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is the queen of rap and without her our universe would decay at rapid speed.
Barb #1: OMG what are your thoughts on Nicki Minaj?
Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!
Barb #1: Facts!
Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!
Barb #1: Facts!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
Get the Nicki Minajmug. Heather is a smelly ass hoe from Total Drama. She is constantly nasty to everyone and is the reason why many players were eliminated from the game. Nobody likes her.
Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Heather: I am like, the most popular character in this show,
LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: At least I'm popular!
LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: At least I'm popular!
LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Get the Heathermug.