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Definitions by Queen Of Urban Dictionary

Gwen is a character from Total Drama Island. She is very emo and gothic. She does not get along with people she does not know well. Her significant other is Trent.

Similar to LeShawna, Gwen's natural enemy is also Heather.
Heather: Oh my gawd, move it Gwen! You creepy goth girl!

LeShawna: Oh hell na, cracker! You messed with the wrong sista! -chases Leshawna-

The Trumpettes 

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!
The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!

Xi Jinping 

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.
Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣,它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲!

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是,您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)

Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.
Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

Kim Jong-Un 

Kim Jong-Un is the glorious leader of the DPRK! His grandfather, Kim Il-Sung, helped defeat the capitalistic South Chosons in the Glorious Fatherland Liberation War 70 years ago! He is a great leader, and without him we would be nothing.
Reporter: 김정은에 대해 어떻게 생각하세요?

Reportee: 우리의 영광스러운 지도자는 우리가 안전한 이유입니다! 조선민주주의인민공화국 만세!

(A picture of Kim Jong-Un with Donald Trump is below.)
(You might need to translate to English to understand.)
Obama is the 44th president of the United States. His last name is unknown. He likes to refer to his people as "my fellow Americans."
Reporter: What is your last name, Obama?

Obama: My last name is -
Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States. He is senile and is known to have an inability to make complete sentences. Joe is also known to be a pedophile and a creep, seeing the ways he touches women of all ages.
Hillary Clinton: My lord, Joe Biden is so weird. He put his arms around my waste the other day.

(Below is an accurate depiction of Joe Biden's reaction when he sees a 5 year old girl.)