Definitions by Queen Buttrix

alternative straight 

Non-heterosexual. Gay or bisexual. Like alternative facts.

You're straight, and I'm alternative straight.

alternative straight by Queen Buttrix March 19, 2021

ex-gay 

1. A gay person who was psychologically abused into denying their sexuality

2. A grifter trying to make headlines

1. I feel really sorry for my old friend; he went to conversion therapy and now claims to be an ex-gay.

2. Oh look it's that grifter pedophile right-wing shithead claiming he's an ex-gay

ex-gay by Queen Buttrix March 10, 2021

in this essay i will 

Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.

WandaVision is a satire of heteronormativity. In this essay I will

in this essay i will by Queen Buttrix March 7, 2021

gib stimmy 

Tarry not in providing me my economic stimulus payment.

gib stimmy

gib stimmy by Queen Buttrix March 6, 2021

FedEx SmartPost 

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

FedEx SmartPost by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

Ashki 

1. An Ashkenazi Jew (Hebrew from the Central/Eastern European Diaspora).

2. Pertaining to Ashkenazi Jews.

1. As an Ashki, I have a strong affection for the Yiddish language.

2. Dreidels don't actually come from Hasmonean times but were an Ashki invention.

Ashki by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

golden crook 

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

golden crook by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021