kraken

Misspelling of crank

Sidney Powell with another kraken lawsuit

by Queen Buttrix September 25, 2021

social EULA

An agreement people must accept in order to breathe. Most people don't bother to read it.

You agreed to the social EULA which means your complaints are null and void.

by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020

golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 04, 2021

own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

by Queen Buttrix April 19, 2021

zuck yourself

Quit Facebook.

Go zuck yourself.

by Queen Buttrix April 08, 2021