The art of lying on your arm to numb it and make masturbation feel like someone else is doing it. Can be accompanied by wearing rings and nice nail polish for males.
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Get the Howdy Stranger mug.“It’s pancreatic so I’m almost Definitely deader than dog shit soon. First chemo session Monday.” Response: Thumbs up fuck
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Get the Wright brothers mug.Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.
Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
Get the Thonged Avenger mug.Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
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Get the Downbone mug.A roaming data 4G wank where one purposefully disconnects their device from the wireless network beforehand as it may be frowned upon by the owners - e.g. a church, funeral home or work lavatory
My God the widow is fucking smoking hot in black - I’m going for a 4GFap once I’ve given her my deepest sympathies y
by Quagmire Ton bastardo September 15, 2022
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