Definitions by QuacksO0

Afrodite 

Da dark-skinned people's goddess of love.

If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?

Afrodite by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.

Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?

Shockrates by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Squawkrates 

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always loudly protesting each and every injustice.

If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.

Squawkrates by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Spockrates 

Da ancient Greek philosopher who always thought logically.

Old-school philosophers typically took too soft a view on human faults 'n' failings; Spockrates was an exception in dat he looked at da world in a totally simple 'n' sensible way.

Spockrates by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

driverticulitis 

An inflamed-intestinal disorder caused by spending too much time behind da wheel.

As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.

driverticulitis by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025