What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.
Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
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intellygence

Da severely-limited/skewed knowledge dat you acquire if da only source of data you chose/trust is da boob-tube.
Da phrase, "Don't believe everything you see or hear" is good advice if you don't wanna suffer from limited intellygence.
by QuacksO0 June 19, 2025
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map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.
If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.
Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.
by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025
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jakoozie

An insulated cooler for a beverage-container dat uses circulating liquid as part of da chilling process.
A jakoozie may indeed be awesome for keeping your drink frosty, but if you're using it in a locale dat's away from house current, you'd need a battery or solar panel to power its compressor.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025
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map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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