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better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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MissElenious

Refers to assorted non-major attributes regarding California's lieutenant-governor Kounalakis prior to her "tying da knot".
I see comparatively little MissElenious data online 'cuz a majority of her political career took place after her marriage.
by QuacksO0 June 7, 2025
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Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.
Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
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map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.
If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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koalafy

To pass muster regarding whether you are a legitimate fuzzy eucalyptus-leaves eater.
I'm gonna raise tasty aromatic medicinal plants to sell, but I wanna let my "marsupials from down under" friends taste da leaves first to see if they "koalafy" as good "koality".
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
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Aphrodiety

Da humongously-worshipped Greek goddess of love.
Aphrodiety's father was Uranus; it figgers, since she was so beautiful and seductive dat many gods and male humans would willingly have "taken it up da butt" to be her lover.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
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jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.
Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.
by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025
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