Once Scooby Doo "wagged an ear" towards a potentially-interesting sound during an investigation, he hastily jumped into his trusty Waganear --- i.e., da famous Mystery Machine van --- and was rapidly driven by Shaggy or Fred in da direction of said auditory anomaly.
by QuacksO0 May 21, 2025
If Erostotle had been able to "teach da world to sing in perfect harmony", said planet of humans might be a better place today.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Da level of good taste, texture, and nutritional value of eucalyptus leaves, as decided by da fuzzy munchers of said aromatic medicinals.
I always make sure to only harvest foliage from da trees dat da famous small gray Australian marsupials feast on, to ensure da best koalaty medicinal properties.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
Girl, you know it's true dat Milli Vanilli got "George Bush busted" --- i.e., "read my lips" and lip-synching --- by da infamous "repeating decibel" when their playback equipment malfunctioned.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025