QuacksO's definitions

deckaide

A ten-year period of employment as a ship's crew-member.

Open-ocean service can indeed be a great career for many people, but if you get seasick easily or are unsteady on yer feet, you might not be able to endure even one deckaide!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

X-Y jelly

Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.

X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

finally donned on us

Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.

So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

audition and subtraction

What happens when a new movie is being planned --- lots of "hopefuls" go in to try out for various part, but most of them get "taken away" (i.e., rejected) from the pool of possible prospects.

I like watching the "making of" bonus-material in DVDs of famous films... lots of interesting and informative material there. So often, the producers speak about how difficult the process of audition and subtraction was: "There was a lot of really awesome talent that we had to choose from , so it always really hurt us to apologetically tell some of the application that --- while they were indeed very good at what they did --- they just weren't quite what we were looking for in this particular movie.

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

schoing to ghoul

How it actually feels to a young person when just starting out in his education.

If kindergarten teachers and other faculty would actually take the time and effort to truly make beginner-students feel welcome and unafraid, it would feel a lot less like "schoing to ghoul" to said shy/timid youngsters.

by QuacksO July 8, 2021

mittigating circumstances

Situational details regarding the catcher in a baseball game; specifically, factors which could justify his being viewed/treated more leniently regarding any perceived wrongdoing that he may have been involved in.

Charlie Brown's baseball glove is much too large for him, so the fact that he frequently misses or drops the ball should perhaps be viewed less harshly, given these mittigating circumstances.

by QuacksO December 14, 2020

pexplanation

A clarifying revelation regarding modern-day plastic water-piping.

Da plumber told me dat I had used da wrong size tool to crimp my water-pipe joints --- dat was da pexplanation for why they were leaking.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021