vetteranarian

A mechanic-dude who mainly/exclusively works on GM's Swiss-flag-symbol-emblazoned sports cars.

While poking around the abandoned Wheelwell Motel that's perched high in the hills, Lightning McQueen asks Sally Carrera if she fell in love with a "Heartbeat Of America" muscle-car; she scoffingly replies that it wasn't another four-wheeler than captured her cylinder-chambers, but rather just the whole lovely peaceful earthtones-hued Radiator Springs area spread out below them. I am sure there was at least one vetteranarian living in "our town", though, since so many antique cars were present there.

by QuacksO January 08, 2020

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 08, 2022

Humeiliation

What former NASCAR legend Donny felt if he lost a race due to an easily-avoidable error.

I prefer to just drive regular passenger vehicles at moderate speeds on the highway instead of juiced-up speed-machines in the Windy-500, so I should never have any problems with Humeiliation.

by QuacksO January 13, 2022

cupacity

How big a set of tits dat a particular bra can cradle and support.

A girl's boobs just keep getting larger and fuller da more dat they're played wif, and so if she remains "popular" wif da local chest-loving studs, she will occasionally need to "upgrade" to a bra wif a successively-bigger cupacity in order to keep "Da Twins" comfortable and securely corralled and supported.

by QuacksO July 20, 2023

marjority

Da bulk of da ladies in a particular area named Marjorie.

More ladies whose first names sound like dat of Homer Simpson's wife spell their names wif a "ge" and wif a "y" at da end, so there would not likely be a significant marjority in any given area.

by QuacksO February 16, 2023

forjury

A phony court sentence supposedly handed down by a "committee of your peers".

Claiming to have been acquitted by a group of seated mannequins is nothing but a forjury.

by QuacksO June 09, 2023

lawndry

Refers to one or more loads of washing that consists primarily of kid's grass-stained play-clothes and mud-caked duds from doing yardwork.

Every spring there is a definite uptick in lawndry around my house, but I don't complain --- I am just grateful dat my family is spending time in da great outdoors instead of just sprawling on da couch all day watchin' TV or surfin' da 'net.

by QuacksO May 01, 2019