IsoTope

The "auxiliary" verger of Cloisterham Cathedral.
IsoTope may indeed have had just a minor role in the "Mystery Of Edwin Drood" tale, but I am still a bit surprised that neither Dickens nor Garfield made any mention of him in the famous mystery-thriller story.
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
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bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 23, 2018
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developement

A progression in a saga which involves two lovebirds' running off to get married without their families' consent.
In "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", Harney Shepherdson and Sophia Grangerford secretly slip off and escape across the river one night; this is a totally-unexpected developement which creates an uproar in both families.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
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pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.
Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
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dairyiere

Da delightful tushy of an overalls-wearing farmer's daughter at a cow-ranch.
Da term "dairyiere" could refer not only to da lovely "creamy-complexioned" behind of a gorgeous "milk-maid", but it could also refer to da act of "milking da cow" --- i.e., getting said cute chick to spread her legs for you.
by QuacksO March 18, 2023
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quimprovise

To create a fake "va-jay-jay" if no real human "feline portion" is available.
High-quality fake "love-tunnels" made from silicone are available fairly inexpensively, so there is no need to actually quimprovise one of your own.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
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fascial fur

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.
Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
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