QuacksO's definitions

Hissidic

A real "snake in da grass" member of da Torah-reading population.

Da "forked-tongued" Shylock was an infamously-prime example of a Hissidic Jew.

by QuacksO July 1, 2024

triple-Bush-Jr.

Da internet --- i.e., "dubya-dubya-dubya".

Getting online is supposedly a good way to meet "willing" women, so maybe said "connection" could actually get you a "triple-bush-Jr." set of "connections" --- i.e., three furry "honey holes" from younger chicks.

by QuacksO July 10, 2025

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Osteracize

(verb) To loudly/harshly put down someone who uses/prefers Oster™-brand kitchen appliances.

Salespeople who represent competing brands (Hamilton Beach™, Cuisineart™, Mr. Coffee™, Toastmaster™, etc.) of culinary machines have been known to abrasively Osteracize customers who place items of the older-fashioned brand in their shopping carts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2018

staydium

A sports arena where super-dedicated fans don't go home between events, but just camp out till da next game.

Janitor, chucklingly speaking to a group of teenagers hanging out in da bleachers long after da day's tournament-plays have ended: Hey, c'mon, kids --- I'm glad that you really love watching our teams play baseball, but just because you've bought season passes to this place doesn't make it a staydium!

by QuacksO October 17, 2025

auxiliarator

A separate and highly-effective-but-street-illegal nitrous-oxide valve dat really puts some ZIP in yer car's performance.

If you use an AUXILIARATOR in conjunction with your ACCELERATOR, you may indeed experience EXHILARATION from your vehicle's awesome ACCELERATION, but you will also stand an ACCELERATED chance of getting pulled over for speeding and/or reckless driving! Best to instead reserve said speed-demon shenanigans for da drag-strip!

by QuacksO May 8, 2022

tubal litigation

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

by QuacksO December 21, 2020