QuacksO's definitions

oweverhaul of finances

A thorough line-by-line examination of your fiscal status and behavior, with particular attention focused on your debts.

Tronald Dump has been such a bad boy monetarily all through his life dat performing a proper oweverhaul of finances for him would likely take decades!

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

intallerance

Less-than-neutral feelings towards someone of superior stature.

Da vertically-challenged Napoleon Blownapart had a major case of "little man syndrome", so I wonder if his major reason for wanting to do battle with others was his smoldering intallerance of da fact dat so many of his fellow humans literally "looked down to him".

by QuacksO February 13, 2021

moorgasm

Da "rapturous release" feeling dat you get from strolling da broad English grasslands.

They say dat many British girls are not very "willing" when it comes to casual sex, but perhaps if you take them for a long walk on da rolling Yorkshire Dales, they might eventually achieve a moorgasm, and then getting them to let you into their pants might become a bit easier.

by QuacksO January 3, 2021

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

oardinary

Da standard and boring way of propelling a rowboat.

A fishing-buddy gave me an old storage-battery for powering my trolling-motor, and it lasted almost all da way through a fairly-lengthy journey across a sizeable lake and back; said aged lightning-cube finally ran out of steam a little while before I reached da shore on da return-trip, though, and so I hadda move da boat in da oardinary way for da last ten minutes.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay

The whoop-of-joy expression of the long-haired 420-friendly counter-culture group from the sixties and seventies. Viva, Woodstock!!!

We know all the songs that the crowd-boys know
'Bout the big corral where the peace-nuts go
We learned 'em all on the radio
Hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay... hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay.

by QuacksO July 20, 2018

Turbanator

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023