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hexaggeration

Wildly-stretching-of-da-truth claim about how effective your voodoo-practice really is.
To help MacGyver defeat da villain in da episode, voodoo-priestess Mama Lorraine made a huge hexaggeration with her facial features and other gestures to scare da living crap outta da merc and temporarily prevent him from interfering with what Mac was trying to do; afterwards she guffawingly told Mac dat she had da hardest time not cracking up while performing her dramatic fakery on da hapless manipulator.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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tamperature

Da level of heat required to either mess wif something or gain unauthorized access. (Tylenol bottles don't count, of course, since a blow-torch would just melt da plastic into a shapeless goo long before you got to da pills inside.)
Da word "tamperature" can also refer to da "degree" dat someone gets blood-boilingly frustrated while attempting to gain entry to something dat he's not supposed to be screwing wif --- da harder said object is to access, da more "hot under da collar" said feverishly-incensed vandal is likely to become.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
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Keebler Pass

A mountainous area in Colorado where tasty confectionery snacks come from.
Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
by QuacksO June 14, 2020
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propiety

Da bible-thumpers' assorted "sniffy 'n' stuffy" rules regarding acceptable dress/behavior.
Many dishonest or hypocritical folks are outwardly devout and church-going, but that hardly makes them very good examples of propiety!
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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possibillyty

Or "possibillity"; it refers to the likelihood of something regarding a person named William.
According to the classic movie, your being found not guilty in a Chicago-area murder case is a much greater possibillyty if you have sleazy lawyer Flynn on your defense-ream.
by QuacksO November 29, 2019
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inoguration

A gala "welcoming a new era" shindig where da attendees swig copious amounts of calorie-rich sugary dairy-based cordial.
Da local supermarket had a post-Christmas sale on half-gallon jugs of yummy eggnog, so I stacked up my cart; other shoppers jokingly asked me if I was hosting an inoguration.
by QuacksO September 16, 2022
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