Definitions by QuacksO

algaebra 

1. An upper-torso bathing-suit garment made from seaweed.
2. The mathematical study of plankton and other microscopic aquatic plant life.

Bored middle-school student: I still am at a loss to know why we hafta learn about that bleepin' algaebra crap --- what on earth does that have to do with anything we're likely to encounter during a normal lifetime?!??

algaebra by QuacksO March 21, 2017

Sheindlinfreude 

Describes the blatantly-obvious sadistic pleasure that Judge Judy gets from verbally abusing her courtroom subjects and shamelessly handing down outrageously unfair/harsh/insensitive sentences.

I would probably get fired on my first day if i was hired to add the close-captioned text to a "Judge Judy" show, since I wouldn't be able to resist typing, "You are now entering the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlinfreude..."

Sheindlinfreude by QuacksO March 19, 2017

Lake Tittycocka 

A large body of water located in the Andes on the border of Bolivia and Peru, this lake is the site of a "no holds barred" nudist colony where any consenting member/visitor is permitted to perform and/or participate in any non-injurious sexual activity he pleases at any time.

Anytime I feel lonesome and horny, I just hop a plane to Lake Tittycocka and totally knock myself out there for a few days.

Lake Tittycocka by QuacksO March 13, 2017

treasure chest 

Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.

Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.

treasure chest by QuacksO March 13, 2017

indigencetion 

An illness of the stomach caused by excessive poverty.

Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.

indigencetion by QuacksO March 12, 2017

playback's a b***h 

What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.

Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!

playback's a b***h by QuacksO March 12, 2017

hemogoblin 

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

hemogoblin by QuacksO March 12, 2017