QuacksO's definitions

"entire dictionary" day

A wearily-humorous term to describe a long strenuous exhausting day that literally begins and ends with the very first and very last words in the dictionary, respectively --- you frenetically "hit the ground running" with a wailing whoop of haste and/or alarm ("Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!") at the crack of dawn, and then never stop your "headlong dash" till you collapse into bed that night ("Zzzzzzzzzzzz").

Last weekend I volunteered to host the entire youth-camp group on assorted activities and outings --- it was definitely an "entire dictionary" day which I would not be physically or emotionally capable of repeating very often, but the youngsters were all smiling and happily-grateful to me afterwards, and so that made it all worth it.

by QuacksO December 21, 2018

Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.

Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.

by QuacksO July 23, 2023

babysinner

I mean, I mean --- babySITTER. Yeah... righhhhht. :P
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.

Hiring a babysinner may indeed be great for "getting some on da side" --- i.e., being permitted access to a second delectable vagina besides da one dat you'd previously dallied wif and consequently knocked up your children's mama --- but you might then hafta shell out even more funds for a "second-generation babysitter" --- i.e., someone to watch da offspring of da "original" paying-her-way-through-college hottie --- if you end up getting HER pregnant, as well.

by QuacksO March 1, 2025

Aaron Burrdock

Da infamous "prickly-natured" late-18th-century politician who was notorious for hot-headedly "bristling" whenever anyone of an opposing view dared to challenge his "pet" ideas.

In his fumingly-temperish disagreements with Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burrdock must have really had a you-know-what up his "you-know-where" to actually want to kill a fellow politician merely because said statesman had opposing political views. Too bad that the "Gentle Art Of" book-series (i.e., verbal self-defense, self-control, etc.) wouldn't be published for another 150-plus years, or his reading up on these topics might have helped him moderate his "spiky" emotions.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.

Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.

Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Omar Sheriff

Famous Egyptian actor who also served as police chief in his local area.

As experienced as Omar Sheriff was with law-enforcement, I'm surprised he didn't star in more crimefighting-type films.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018