QuacksO's definitions

debotchery

Screwing-up activity of orgy-level proportions.

Biff Tannen surely partook of a lot of nuclear-level debotchery while in possession of Doc Brown's time machine.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021

slippers-spinner

A "bein' a lovin' man" type of dude who always expends da time/effort to turn his sweetie-pie's house-shoes around at da foot of da bed after she's kicked dem off to crawl up and snuggle beside him, so dat said furry loafers will always be facing da right way for her to slip her cute tootsies into dem whenever she needs to get out of bed and go anywhere around da house.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a diligent slippers-spinner whenever she crawls in bed wif me; it makes it easier for her if she has to go pee in a hurry.

by QuacksO February 12, 2022

Enrico Feryou

The little-known "counter-genius" to the infamous selfish-and self-promoting "fer me" physicist dude who began development of da whole nuclear-power/warfare mess.

Enrico Feryou was all "for you" --- i.e., he truly cared about the welfare of his fellow humans, not just about himself and his super-rich cronies --- and so he wanted to put a stop to nuclear research because it was too dangerous to the environment. Unfortunately, he had no "big business" backers the way his much-more-popular "fer me" counterpart did, and so his efforts to halt the development of atomic power and The Bomb failed, with predictable --- and horribly tragic --- results.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Hulk Hoagien

A towering behemoth of a dude who became that way from eating too many foot-longs.

If you enjoy frequently chowing down on massive sub-sandwiches, you should always get plenty of exercise to avoid turning into Hulk Hoagien.

by QuacksO April 17, 2021

debrie

Assorted flotsam and jetsam dat remains after cutting soft creamy cheese.

If you use a sharp knife to cut spreadable fermented-milk delicacy, there should be less debrie to clean up afterwards.

by QuacksO March 26, 2025

belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

Many belchelors may actually have quite uproarious social lives with lots of other males with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting noises, but few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly genteel/dignified/self-respecting lady would be willing to "stoop that low".

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

veterinaryan

An animal doctor with white supremacist views.

Veterinaryans are sinister enough, but a veteranaryan is even more dangerous, since he likely knows how to use firearms to knock off people.

by QuacksO January 21, 2023