QuacksO's definitions

reapercussion

Da "reaction to an action" dat involves da "humorless guy wif da scythe".

Being a midnight field-harvester who cuts grain-stalks by da full moon might run into some reapercussions if he's not careful!

by QuacksO July 29, 2023

michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

dyeagnosis

A condition/status identification procedure dat involves da use of colored ink.

If your laundry comes out all "stained 'n' splotchy" due to your naively mixing non-color-fast garments and whites, I'd say dat your washing-machine performed a dyeagnosis of your problem on its own!

by QuacksO May 21, 2020

entreprawneur

A risk-tasking businessman who dabbles in higher-priced seafood.

Duncan Berry is a famous entreprawneur who started out as a workman on a fishing-boat and ended up creating a multi-million dollar seafood-production outfit that supplies over 6000 stores.

by QuacksO March 3, 2022

UPS-truck cadence

Dat delightful "click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh..." flashers-relay sound dat you hear when da brown boxy delivery-van is parked in front of your house, instantly throwing your excitement into overdrive in eager breathless anticipation of whatever delightful package that the driver is gonna deliver to your family.

Dat familiar UPS-truck cadence may indeed be an exciting sound for regular residential customers to hear, but da loud cloying rhythm quickly becomes "old" for da driver, since he has to listen to it all day at each and every delivery-stop, when he has to activate da truck's safety-flashers.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

reprievious

An easement dat you got at some point in da past.

If you presently offer to perform other labor dat would be less distressing/distasteful to you than whatever task dat you were permitted to pass on before, your supervisor and fellow workers might not resent said reprievious so much.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024