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Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.
by QuacksO February 2, 2021
Get the paraliesedmug. by QuacksO December 3, 2011
Get the sandy clawsmug. A place of business where you'd feel embarrassed to be seen patronizing, such as a cannabis-dispensary, adult book store, or massage-parlor.
I greatly appreciate how all of the local families trust me with their daughters and children, and so I make sure to scrupulously avoid any "questionable" establushments like bars or "hot"-entertainment businesses.
by QuacksO February 8, 2019
Get the establushmentmug. If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
Get the coup de grassmug. An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.
I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!
by QuacksO December 6, 2017
Get the Coolidge-level trainingmug. by QuacksO May 1, 2022
Get the confoosionmug. Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.
Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
Get the group-hug introductionmug.