Refers to both being "stuck in da slammer" and only being allowed "Heeeeeeerrrrrrre's Johnny!" show re-runs to watch on da widescreen.
Some of da wasteful/irresponsible blunders dat Uncle Joe committed while he was at da Shady Rest inn were so serious dat he shoulda been sentenced to one or more periods of "incarsoneration" because of them.
by QuacksO July 07, 2025
Playing World of Warships is a major revelution in dat you get all of da excitement of aiming, shooting, and glorious explosions, but nobody actually gets hurt and nothing is destroyed.
by QuacksO May 14, 2022
Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.
For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
You'll wanna watch out if you're having scrambled eggs for breakfast in a hippie-health-food restaurant, just in case da chef slipped in a little tofu or created some other yucky anomelette.
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
I've always been opposed to war, so I didn't need any premunitions to convince me to not sign up for selective service.
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
I'm all for reading da classics, but one should not go overboard and become a dyed-in-da-wool Brontësaurus.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024