QuacksO's definitions

tearrigation

What a copiously-blubbering individual does to da fertile soil around him.

In Alice In Wonderland, da tale's pint-sized heroine performs such a voluminous tearrigation of da area around her dat she actually creates a small lake in which she and lots of other creatures become thoroughly drenched.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

Eyedaho

Da Pacific-Northwestern "potato state" where da spuds have plenty of little sprout-buds.

If da cyclops-like Dark Lord of Mordor wanted to name his kingdom after his most-well-known bodily-feature, it seems like "Eyedaho" would be as likely a name as any other dat he might choose.

by QuacksO December 23, 2021

servey

Da "How well did we do?" poll, questionnaire, etc. dat a place of business asks its customers to participate in wif regard to their level of satisfaction on da attentiveness/helpfulness of its staff.

School-cafeteria workers are notorious for being grumpy and resentful when dishing out food at lunchtime, and da students often think dat said comestibles are awful, and so perhaps one should think twice about requesting feedback from said less than-satisfied youngsters --- da results of said servey might not be very welcome!

by QuacksO June 29, 2023

veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.

I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

psycallogy

Da humanities study of communicating by phone.

Studying psycallogy in school can be helpful for pursuing a counselling career in self-confidence, public speaking, running a successful business, etc.

by QuacksO March 26, 2022

idealey

The best that could be expected regarding some object, business-establishment, locale, or condition somewhere in the famous --- or maybe "INfamous" would be more fitting way to describe it --- "birthplace of Dallas".

Idealey, John F. Kennedy's motorcade should have included a bulletproof-glass shield over the presidential limo, a different route should have been chosen, it should have been moving faster, and there should not have been any stops along the route of travel.

by QuacksO August 20, 2024

olbigotory

Where one feels dat his being a stubborn and/or prejudiced jerk is a required duty.

Da military claims dat serving your country will "make a man out of you", but often all it really does is make you think dat arrogance and insensitivity are olbigotory.

by QuacksO February 23, 2021