Definitions by QuacksO
profaile
Possessing a disagreeable personality and/or horrible looks is to the dating-scene a lot like what having a criminal record is to the employment-world... not matter how creatively-clever or fancy you try to be in "marketing" yourself, you're probably still gonna end up with a profaile.
lagerithms
I do not currently consume alcohol and I never plan to let it touch my lips for as long as I live, so I dunno why my high-school math teacher insists on our learning about lagerithms.
lagerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018
myrrhical cure
I'm really not too much into myrrhical cures, but I do appreciate how da gummy resin is sticky and spongy, and so it plugs small holes pretty well.
myrrhical cure by QuacksO November 19, 2018
loggerithms
I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.
loggerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Viewer discretion is advised
The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.
Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"
Viewer discretion is advised by QuacksO November 19, 2018
soupervisor
An authority-figure --- such as a parent, older sibling/relative, school aide, etc. --- whose job it is to see that you "finish your stewed vegetables like a good little boy".
I'm all for insisting that a child "eat healthy", but I totally disapprove of a soupervisor who uses preposterous scare-tactics (like saying that the youngster's arms and legs will shrivel up and disappear if he doesn't eat his vegetables, or that Lucifer Himself will suddenly appear out of a blazing ball of fire and brimstone to devour him) in an attempt to scare said frail vulnerable pint-size into finishing his food.
soupervisor by QuacksO November 19, 2018
stuporvisor
Can refer to two different types of superiors in a corporate setting:
(1) Someone who occasionally checks in on you throughout the workday to ensure that you aren't using drugs or alcohol.
(2) A similar type of "big boss man" as described in Example #1, but who is HIMSELF in such a beer/weed-haze that he is perpetually unable to effectively perform his assigned duties, and who is therefore apparently intended to merely be a "seat warmer" if da higher-ups keep him on.
(1) Someone who occasionally checks in on you throughout the workday to ensure that you aren't using drugs or alcohol.
(2) A similar type of "big boss man" as described in Example #1, but who is HIMSELF in such a beer/weed-haze that he is perpetually unable to effectively perform his assigned duties, and who is therefore apparently intended to merely be a "seat warmer" if da higher-ups keep him on.
Tronald Dump may indeed not be a substance-user, but his arrogance and ignorance make his such an inept stuporvisor for looking out for the rest of us!
stuporvisor by QuacksO November 19, 2018